Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? (guilty as charged lol)
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? (yip of this too )
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? (no honest hehe)
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That hurt, you stupid idiot?’ (yeah i do this too)
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? (HEHE YIP)
And my FAVORITE……
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you. ![]()
thanks ex for sending me this it was funny but true lol




